A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

RA teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red......................Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's
what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

yelled, "Oh, my God, "They're assholes!"A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.